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I sware to you, we have something against them

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 3:56 PM
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Has anybody ever noticed how in just about EVERY ANIME the [HOT!!!]nurse(at school or otherwise) always turns out being the bad guy!? A lot of the time the bad guy has white hair too, but that's a whole other conspiracy theory.

It's like the Japanese have something against nurses! Just like how everyone in America has something against butlers! It's always the butler who did it! Or the quite ones, but we all know, that's just a cover up for saying butler. Butlers are quiet by nature.

It doesn't make sense either! They're the ones supposed to be taking care of us, so why try and turn them into something dark, evil, and MUAHAHAHA-ish?

WHAT DID THE QUIET PEOPLE EVER DO TO US!?

Oh, that's right, THEY SAVE OUR LIVES AND TAKE CARE OF US ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS!

It's like, they're sitting there all quietly, and all of a sudden BOOM!!! Epic Sherlock Holmes moment, as they point at the butler who's been in the story all of THREE TIMES! Everyone gasps, and they show how they did it! BUT THEY WERE ONLY SHOWN THREE TIMES! WTF, how does THAT tie in at all!?

But no, seriously people, there is something wrong with that. Not to mention the whole pedophile priest thing. I don't even want to know what that one is all about. Nothing more disturbing than that big old man telling that cute, innocent little boy who call him FATHER to CONFESS HIS SINS!!!

I ask, WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

Why do we like to turn the most innocent, helpful people in to sick and twisted ones?

BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH DAMN FUN!?

At least, if you're gonna make them out to be a monster, make them look like one. It's not fair when that really hot guy/girl that you ABSOLUTELY LOVE turns out to be EVIL and behind EVERYTHING and the 'good guys' end up KILLING them. STOP MAKING US FALL IN LOVE WITH THE EVIL CRAZY HOT PEOPLE WITH NO HEART!

It's just not fair... TT.TT .. hot people are people too... they're not ALL evil... I hope... I think... I don't care...

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:iconkurisuju:
Rude's conspiracy #245...
LOL.

whatre you talking about?
:icon0blackdragon0:
Nothing. Another of my conspiracy theory's. I just told my parents about the birthday wish one too over dinner. And it's not #245, it's #3711.

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If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit.
:iconkurisuju:
.... birthday wish?
:icon0blackdragon0:
Don't ask questions. They're watching. <.< >.>

Conspiracy #3712: People tell you not to tell you're wish when you blow out the candles so that they don't have the obligation to make it come true. If they don't know it, they don't have to worry about it. There for it will NEVER come true.

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If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit.

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