So here's the story. I wear glasses right? And you see, I love sports.

Only problem is, sports don't love me.

I was playing soccer, and beasting at it mind you. But then, everyone is all piled up around our goal. I go in and kick the ball away from the other team, then turn around. There WAS a purpose to me turning around, I just cant remember what it was.

Anyways, I turned back, and was looking for the ball and all, and what do you know, it's RIGHT IN MY FACE! Someone kicked it INTO MY EYE and BROKE MY GLASSES. As if that wasn't enough, I went to sit out of the game, and THEY KICKED IT AT ME AGAIN. I got both my lenses knocked out, and popped one back in, but the other was lost.

And oh, did I mention, THE NEXT DAY I HAD A FREAKING BLACK EYE!!!

This all from the one person who actually likes to play sports in my class.